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The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie
  • Aries:The First to die
  • Taurus:The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
  • Gemini:The one who figures out who/what the killer is
  • Cancer:The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
  • Leo:The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
  • Virgo:The one who sacrifices themselves
  • Libra:The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
  • Scorpio:The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
  • Sagittarius:The one who is secretly helping the killer
  • Capricorn:The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
  • Aquarius:The one who makes it until the end
  • Pisces:The one who screams at everything
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